anonymous poxymash reader that does not exist: but i have low blood sugar levels, who are you asking me to dip into a coma for?
poxymash writer that occasionally exists: jeez, now we feel kinda awkward and don’t know what to say. tune yards is the moniker of california based musician merrill garbus. signed to the independent record label 4AD, she released her first full length studio album ‘bird brains’ in 2009. we think her dulcet experimental tones will at least pleasure your aural canal. but keep a mars bar handy, just in case.
A.P.R.T.D.N.E : but what’s the tune, numbnuts?
P.W.T.O.E: oh. why that is an excellent question and not the query of someone who has slipped unconscious. phew. the record of choice is ‘real live flesh’.
A.P.R.T.D.N.E : interesting. what’s it feel like? i need to feel my feelings.
P.W.T.O.E: well, it feels like, having an ice cold hand placed down your top, until slowly, slowly, you experience the joy of mutual 'hotness'… but remember, feelings aren’t facts, so don’t take our word for it. check it out.