who are they: weezer
sounds like : you're 14 again (provided you were born in the same year as i was). or, more prosaically, everyone's favourite quirky alt-rockers take on the epic last tune, and pass with flying colours.
most likely to say: our lead singer shares his name with a body of water and new york state governor.
not out of place on a: stereo at 3am: the streamers are wilting, and a lone dancer sways out of time, lighter in the air.